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  He Aint Dead, He's In Tesco....

  Posted by Mikey 1 Comments

  Aug
  09

  MOONWALKING IN TESCOS? I wash to fuck my social life was that exiting. I spent the weekend in between Dana's legs again, picking nordy pubes out of my teeth while the bitch just lay there screaming about Shane from Boyzone and the next series of the All-Ireland Talent Show. Bitch didnt even make me breakfast, I had to go and get it myself. "Get me pudding will ya, pudding?" she says to me!

  "It doesnt matter if its black or white..."

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• Best Cry Ever - Slayer Edition

  Posted by Mikey 1 Comments

  Aug
  09

  Once again, the internet gives with one hand and then gives again, with the second.

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• When You've Got It, You've Got It!

  Posted by Mikey 1 Comments

  Aug
  08

  Sometimes you're just born with it.

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• I'm Just Here For An iPad...

  Posted by Mikey 1 Comments

  Aug
  07

  So I was in Dixons earlier, looking to get my little hairy mits on apples finest new little sheet of touchsceen, when along came some foreign yolk trying to sell me a telly. She is mad as biscuits.

  Also, ten points to anybody who can watch this entire video without constantly concentrating at the whistling noise coming off Bjork when she speaks....

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